The Essence of Celiac Happiness is Haiku
I want a doughnut.
But I can’t have one of course.
I’ll settle for rice.
Celiac Haiku of the Day
The Essence of Celiac Happiness is Haiku
I have celiac.
So Pop Tarts are off limits.
But I am still blessed.
You have celiac. Me too. That bites. So get over it, one bite at a time.
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Top clues that you may have Celiac disease
Having been diagnosed myself about six years ago, I feel pretty qualified to offer up this diagnostic checklist: You fall asleep at your desk more than three times per day and now have bruises on your forehead from hitting the keyboard. The letter “H” is permanently stamped into your right eyebrow. You eat like there’s [...]
It pays to go with your gut
Sometimes you just have to respect your gut instinct for important decisions. (Pun intended) After about six months of dealing with all of the items on the surefire Celiac diagnostic checklist, I decided to pay a visit to the local gastroenterologist. That was fun. I’ll spare the details, but let’s just say that the local [...]
Got Celiac? Allow me to explain…
*** Warning! There is a better than even chance that the following post contains satirical content. The authors of this site cannot assume any liability for potential public backlash against Oompa Loompas, Mel Brooks movies, and/or the good people of Norway. Thank you for your understanding. *** Just been diagnosed? Don’t quite understand what Celiac [...]
Are you allergic to bread?
Question (from pretty much everyone): “Are you allergic to bread?” Me (over and over again): “No, but I am allergic to being asked if I’m allergic to bread.” Next Question: “So can you eat donuts?” Me: “Can you eat rocks?” Celiac Disease is an autoimmune condition, not an allergy. There’s a big difference between the [...]
au⋅to⋅im⋅mune [aw-toh-i-myoon]
The concept of “autoimmune” is pretty simple. Basically, your auto-antibodies have a terminal crack habit. Either that, or they have spent too many days watching re-runs of Gilligans Island and have lost all short term memory as a result.
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